mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

The good news was that my blood sugar was normal. "You should count yourself lucky," Martin said. "Mine is all over the place." He showed me a scar on the ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-11-08 | Author:Maddox

Lisa, age 10 When you put a word in quotes the way you did, it means you probably don’t really believe it. That would be like your parents saying, “We ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-03 | Author:Adam Mansbach

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now And the crops that the farmers will reap. No more questions. This interview’s over. I’ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep. ...

mobi |eng | 2004-01-02 | Author:Jenny McCarthy

I Can’t See! I’m Bleeding! I Can’t Stand It! (Weird and Painful Bits and Pieces) Obviously, this whole book is devoted to all the strange things that happen to you ...

mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2010-05-04 | Author:Justin Halpern

On Picking the Right College “Don’t pick some place just because you think it’ll be easy to get laid there…. No, no, that’s a very good reason to pick a ...

mobi |eng | 2004-06-30 | Author:Simon Brett

With your partner’s views on childcare (so long as they don’t involve you doing too much). Daddy Do’s and Don’ts Under no circumstances be heard to say any of the ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2009-01-02 | Author:Ben Ryder Howe

A WEEK OR so after the sauce delivery, Mother Nature decides that having inflicted one of her coldest winters ever on the East Coast, she needs to throw in a ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-08-22 | Author:Jeanne Darst

WHEN HIS BREATHING WAS regulated, the “dementia,” which the hospital claimed was due to a bad reaction of a combination of drugs, went away. He left the hospital and went ...

mobi |eng | 2010-05-04 | Author:Mike Bender; Doug Chernack

Kevin North Smithfield, Rhode Island When I was a teenager, my family went to Philadelphia to tour the sights. My dad decided to wear bright yellow pants with a red ...

mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-04-06 | Author:Laura Bennett

“EXECUTE YOUR ENEMIES. LEAVE NO SURVIVORS,” A MENACING voice intoned over the cacophony of warfare coming out of the TV connected to the Xbox. “What was that?” I exclaimed, turning ...

epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Kelly Oxford

Aimee and I were two blocks away, still reeking of onions, when we heard a pop and steam shot out from under the hood. “This is unbelievable,” I deadpanned. “We ...

epub |eng | 2013-05-09 | Author:Jon Ziegler [Jon Ziegler]

32. HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD TIPS Here's a few helpful hints for the husband who likes to help out around the house, but is not quite as household savvy as he might ...

epub, mobi |eng | 2014-03-04 | Author:Barry, Dave [Barry, Dave]

Wrong Right Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill unless thou hast an expensive legal defense team. We show your flight departing on time. We show your flight departing ...

epub |eng | 2013-05-06 | Author:Jim Gaffigan [Gaffigan, Jim]

Wet pants, a bad fall, and a temper tantrum are all signals that it is now time to leave the park. If you thought leaving your house with little kids ...

epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2013-05-07 | Author:Jim Gaffigan [Gaffigan, Jim]

Wet pants, a bad fall, and a temper tantrum are all signals that it is now time to leave the park. If you thought leaving your house with little kids ...